Frequently Asked Questions

Of course!! We take what we do very seriously.

Here at the OMyJimmy HQ, we work ridiculously hard towards our goal. First the world, then the universe!  You are either with us, or against us!

Not a single hamster is hurt in the process...that's the diplomatic answer.

However, in every great crusade there are always casualties, so yes, lots of envious eyes and broken hearts - by-products of seduction unfortunately, too many conquers, too little time.

Now that's a very sensitive bit of classified info which we cannot disclose. Sorry.

(Who put this in the FAQ?? Take it out please.)
 

It is all documented in these stone tablets we've found in Jimmy's room at Club Rehab...click here

Philosophy?

Which world dominators (those failed Mickey Mice really) ever had any philosophy?

World domination by seduction, simple as. Anything goes. We just want everyone to look really, really, really ridiculously good, vain I know.

If you insist that we must have a philosophy, and you think we would care to listen, feel free to send us any ideas.

Do you have a special talent?  We are seeking someone who can...

• Listen to peoples thoughts.
• Have ability to see through anything, especially buildings, walls and fabrics
• Fly

Or any other ability you think might help, feel free to contact us by answering the below question:
Q. What is your strategic plan for world domination. (500 words)

First class Royal Mail, recorded and signed for.

Purely because the word 'royal' is in it...kinda of royalistically grammatically fantabulously OMJ.

Please be aware that all OMJ parcels require signature upon delivery to ensure correct delivery.

Goods are dispatched within 48 hours upon order confirmation.

Then it is up to Royal Mail.  Normally 1-2 working days for UK, from our field tests they are usually quite on time.

Most of Europe. As well as US, Australia, and parts of Asia !

When you check out your basket on the OMJ site, your purchase order is encrypted before being forwarded to HSBC for payment processing.

Your credit card information is entered by you directly to HSBC via a secure link with high security encryption.

OMJ do not store any credit card information, we let the banks do what they do best.

The only person who'd know your credit card information is yourself, the bank, and the cat.

When you checkout in OMJ site, your purchase order is encrypted before being forwarded to HSBC for payment processing.

Your credit card information is between you and HSBC via a secure link with high security encryption.

OMJ do not store any credit card information, we don't need to as HSBC look after that for us.

The only person who'd know your credit card information is yourself, the bank, and the cat.

OMyJimmy HQ is located in London, so we'd accept Pound Sterlings.

However, in the online catalogue, you can choose to view the item prices in other currencies, these are for reference only.

The exchange rate is determined by the credit card company / bank at the time of payment.

Lyocell, aka Tencel, is fibres made from wood pulp cellulose, the process is environmentally smiley.

The process has low water consumption and the solvent is 99.6% recyclable. Fabric made from Lyocell yarns is super soft and lustrous with low shrinkage. Lyocell also inhibits bacterial growth and has excellent moisture management properties.

Another word, sustainable fabric, less guilt than a triple chocolate muffin, and with dangerously silky soft fabric, will definitely make everyone envy.

An article from OMyJimmy found here Lyocell Clothing, Sustainable and Environmental
More info for the scientists within: http://www.lyocell.net/

Simple.  Machine cold wash.

(We are obviously too busy to hand wash anything, we got the world to take over remember?)

Bamboo is made into clothes. Magic isn't it?

Bamboo is the fastest growing plant known, hence very renewable. They grow up to several feet a day, faster than growing lust.

Very environmentally smiley indeed.

Not to mention that bamboo is highly breathable, and absorbs twice as much water as cotton. Bamboo also has natural anti-bacterial characteristic, i.e. you will be smelling clean for longer!

We field-tested it with Phil, the fabric is so soft that he lost count of the pairs of hands that felt him (his tee really).

Pandas are not part of our seduction plan; hence we have no intention to fight over their food.

Those fluffy cute pandas are fussy eaters, there are over 1200 species of bamboo to choose from, and OMyBamboo is not one of them.  Phew.

Besides, we all know that pandas are getting rare NOT because of food but because they just need more lovin’, really.
 

Of course!
Or else, how would we blind our opponents during missions?

Never say never, but these Swarovski crystals are top-notch quality bling for clothes one can find on the market.

Special techniques and machinery are required to fix the crystals onto OMJ, so they are here to stay.

If they ain't good enough, we might source kryptonite for our next collection. But that's our later plan for universal domination.

It is a special printing technique used on dark coloured fabrics, especially crucial when printing large areas.

Most often a rubbery textured print is used, which often produces good enough finishing, but for larger surface areas, we need to raise the game and to retain that extra softness of the fabric.

Fabric with discharge print feels soft, and 'rubber-less', so you won't feel like you are wearing a cat suit.

Although there is nothing wrong with a cat suit.
 

All OMJ comes pre-washed.

OMyJimmy tops are all according to garment industry standards (if not better).

We field tested it with Rob, who gained 10 stones in two weeks, and in that case, yes, OMJ does shrink under such conditions.
 

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Funny enough, we actually don't store your password directly.

When you register with us, your password is encrypted before entering into our database, in such a way that it becomes very very very very difficult for someone to decrypt it.

However, if you set your password as something silly like 'OMyJimmy', then even Mikey the Monkey can guess it in half a banana's time.

So in a nutshell, only you and possibly Mikey the Monkey would know your password, choose wisely.