Once upon a time, in a faraway land,
An Empress, living in a sh-bling'ing castle.
Really ridiculously good looking, impeccable posture,
Complimented by beautiful frock,
And bling-to-death rocks.
But do not be fooled by her appearance,
For Evil is found within!
For she coerced Jimmy into Club Rehab,
Seized all luxury from citizens,
And was self-enthroned as:-
The Empress.
Awakened by Daddy Evil,
And out of rehab,
Jimmy embarked on his conquest:-
World Domination by Seduction.
In search for his seductive army,
To help reclaim his empire.
'Yo yo, wassup? I can help you recruit.' said the P.I.M.P .
Called upon the most good looking prisoners.
Freed the heiresses, princesses & royalties,
Once locked away by the evil Evil Empress.
Soldieresses coached with lethal skills,
Army equipped with weapons of mass seduction,
Fuck-me boots,
Shades, and sparkles.
The troops were ready and armed,
Objectives set and Authorities alarmed.
For all to watch out, and to scream:-
OMYJIMMY ~~
