October, 2008

Do you have a special talent?  We are seeking someone who can...

• Listen to peoples thoughts.
• Have ability to see through anything, especially buildings, walls and fabrics
• Fly

Or any other ability you think might help, feel free to contact us by answering the below question:
Q. What is your strategic plan for world domination. (500 words)

Philosophy?

Which world dominators (those failed Mickey Mice really) ever had any philosophy?

World domination by seduction, simple as. Anything goes. We just want everyone to look really, really, really ridiculously good, vain I know.

If you insist that we must have a philosophy, and you think we would care to listen, feel free to send us any ideas.

It is all documented in these stone tablets we've found in Jimmy's room at Club Rehab...click here

Now that's a very sensitive bit of classified info which we cannot disclose. Sorry.

(Who put this in the FAQ?? Take it out please.)
 

Not a single hamster is hurt in the process...that's the diplomatic answer.

However, in every great crusade there are always casualties, so yes, lots of envious eyes and broken hearts - by-products of seduction unfortunately, too many conquers, too little time.

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