October, 2008

Are passwords safe on OMJ?

Funny enough, we actually don't store your password directly.

When you register with us, your password is encrypted before entering into our database, in such a way that it becomes very very very very difficult for someone to decrypt it.

However, if you set your password as something silly like 'OMyJimmy', then even Mikey the Monkey can guess it in half a banana's time.

So in a nutshell, only you and possibly Mikey the Monkey would know your password, choose wisely.

What currencies do you accept?

OMyJimmy HQ is located in London, so we'd accept Pound Sterlings.

However, in the online catalogue, you can choose to view the item prices in other currencies, these are for reference only.

The exchange rate is determined by the credit card company / bank at the time of payment.

How safe is it to buy online?

When you checkout in OMJ site, your purchase order is encrypted before being forwarded to HSBC for payment processing.

Your credit card information is between you and HSBC via a secure link with high security encryption.

OMJ do not store any credit card information, we don't need to as HSBC look after that for us.

The only person who'd know your credit card information is yourself, the bank, and the cat.

Does OMJ shrink after washing?

All OMJ comes pre-washed.

OMyJimmy tops are all according to garment industry standards (if not better).

We field tested it with Rob, who gained 10 stones in two weeks, and in that case, yes, OMJ does shrink under such conditions.
 

What is discharge print?

It is a special printing technique used on dark coloured fabrics, especially crucial when printing large areas.

Most often a rubbery textured print is used, which often produces good enough finishing, but for larger surface areas, we need to raise the game and to retain that extra softness of the fabric.

Fabric with discharge print feels soft, and 'rubber-less', so you won't feel like you are wearing a cat suit.

Although there is nothing wrong with a cat suit.
 

Will the crystal come away from the fabric?

Never say never, but these Swarovski crystals are top-notch quality bling for clothes one can find on the market.

Special techniques and machinery are required to fix the crystals onto OMJ, so they are here to stay.

If they ain't good enough, we might source kryptonite for our next collection. But that's our later plan for universal domination.

The Swarovski crystals you use...are they really Swarovski's?

Of course!
Or else, how would we blind our opponents during missions?

Bamboo clothing, wouldn't that kill the pandas?

Pandas are not part of our seduction plan; hence we have no intention to fight over their food.

Those fluffy cute pandas are fussy eaters, there are over 1200 species of bamboo to choose from, and OMyBamboo is not one of them.  Phew.

Besides, we all know that pandas are getting rare NOT because of food but because they just need more lovin’, really.
 

What is Bamboo?

Bamboo is made into clothes. Magic isn't it?

Bamboo is the fastest growing plant known, hence very renewable. They grow up to several feet a day, faster than growing lust.

Very environmentally smiley indeed.

Not to mention that bamboo is highly breathable, and absorbs twice as much water as cotton. Bamboo also has natural anti-bacterial characteristic, i.e. you will be smelling clean for longer!

We field-tested it with Phil, the fabric is so soft that he lost count of the pairs of hands that felt him (his tee really).

How should I take care of Lyocell?

Simple.  Machine cold wash.

(We are obviously too busy to hand wash anything, we got the world to take over remember?)